itssexualhour:

So I went over to my boyfriend’s house tonight, and we decided to go night swimming. Well, we were kissing and grinding and all that in the pool and suddenly he just hugs me to him and says ‘I love you, and I’m glad you’re mine’ and when he said that I leaned in towards his ear and said ‘mine’ in the same voice as those seagulls from Finding Nemo and then he did it back and we basically sat in the pool shouting ‘MINE!’ at each other for a solid minute.
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#tp

Jerk bending. Still got it.

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"We had to throw rocks. I told her to run, to go be free, that I didn’t want her anymore. There were other wolves for her to play with, we heard them howling, and Jory said the woods were full of game, so she’d have deer to hunt. Only she kept following and finally we had to throw rocks. I hit her twice. She whined and looked at me and I felt so ‘shamed, but it was right, wasn’t it? The queen would have killed her."
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sweaterpawz:

*meets u in dark alley wearing a trench coat* got any fic recs

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I think they could see that I wanted to be Kit, but Christopher was a bit of a tradition. My brother’s name is Jack, but his real name is John. Kit is traditionally an offshoot of Christopher, it’s just not used that often. My middle name is Catesby.”

drtanner:

suicunesrider:

uneditededit:

Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?

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not gonna lie that still looks intimately real

I’m still somewhat convinced that someone sold their soul to create the special effects in Jurassic Park because that shit is over 20 years old and it still really, really holds up, better than the stuff in a lot of current movies, even.

Fucking witchcraft, man. 

silohouettes:

I hate when a person says they’ve had a bad day and everyone, instead of trying to cheer them up, enters a competition of who’s had the shittest life

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#:)

progreysive:

chiyo-b:

my kind of man ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

What drama is this? & the woman looks familiar I think she was in masters Sun

Jo In Sung:
setting the standards for men too high since he was born

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lordbryndenrivers:

bran appreciation week » Day 2: favorite relationship → Bran & Summer

fuckyeahzarry:

When your product is 15$ and the shipping is 50$

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frankocean:

all posts after 2am and before 7am shall be forgiven.

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auto training sessions “i <3 workout” by yours truly exclusively on itunes today only

keepmeiny0urskin:

#the sass is strong with this one

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